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Texting Demotivational Poster

TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"

TAGS: texting driving
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

Mystique - April 13, 2012, 9:45 pm
... so does the distraction of the billboard... ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:15 am
The very definition of 'Irony' and 'Confusion'
5butjam - April 12, 2012, 8:44 am
Nah', I'm just a sucker for situational irony,.it's my kind of funny
robotdylan - April 11, 2012, 9:45 pm
compared to your other comments I think this is where you're being too kind
5butjam - April 11, 2012, 9:31 pm
5L for this one! I'm just going to be picky and grumble about not capitalising the 'U' in unless... but it was hilarious all the same!



THE LETTER K - The one letter that can piss anyone off while texting.

TAGS: letter k texting
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by gole311

Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:14 pm

"I'M FREAKING TALENTED!" - Yes, yes you are.

WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.

TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? d***!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this ja****s was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.

PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.

TAGS: texting parent baby idiot funny
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:19 pm
You could upload the pic to Stupid Humans and/or Societies Mirror

REDUNDANCY KILLS - Poor Susie! If only she hadn't looked up from her cellphone to read the billboard!

$30 VS $300 -

TEXTING - Assisting natural selection in the improvement of our gene pool for over a decade now!

STILL IN MY MEETING HONEY :-) - TEXTING - Don't believe everything you read.


TAGS: texting humor
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

ughomer - September 5, 2013, 12:28 pm
We are open 24/7 so c'mon down!!
lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 10:40 am

I'll drive!
falloutghoul - September 5, 2013, 7:35 am
Let's go to Uggy's Bar for that drink. :)

TEXTING WHILE DRIVING - I told you "THE MAN!" was cracking DOWN on it! I told you! But you wouldn't listen, would you!

1950S -

TAGS: texting vs just talking huh
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 29, 2012, 2:46 pm
Thank you Missy. Yeah, phones were a magical entity back then. You could talk to Santy from home, and knew better than to cuss him for last year…..there was always hope…why screw it up…didn’t know about extortion yet
MissPriss - September 29, 2012, 1:52 pm
And that is how you give Priss a 5L guffaw! Thank you Mr.Gary! Don't go as far back as Gary but did have a party line when I first moved to the country. Gunsy (nickname for the old lady rose that shared the line) thought I was god on the line bahaha
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 12:20 pm
Yeah, I still remember Ol’ Mrs Hennesy’s sweet interjections…’GET OFF THE GODd*** PHONE’
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 11:47 am
We Had One At The Cottage Just 2 Years ago With A Party Line.
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 10:53 am
Amazing, Mariand. Back in the 50s, I remember picking up the receiver and a voice would say ‘number please’, and I’d say ‘Mom?’…then the voice would say, ‘Gary, hang up.’…it was a small town.
mariand - September 29, 2012, 9:29 am
amazing is that I have a friend who still has a phone like this, and it's functional.

texting -

TAGS: typewriter secretary texting driving talent
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 2:10 am
You're correct, except I think we've actually REACHED that point. Glad you liked it :-)
Iconoclast - October 6, 2013, 8:38 pm
It occurs to me that we are reaching a point where folks will not even be able to identify that black thing she is playing with .......

Playing On Paranoia -

FERRARI GRAVEYARD - The one thing more emasculating than drving a Prius.

The Alphabet Circus -

TAGS: texting alphabet awkward make out
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:32 pm
That just put a smile on my face. It's tough to do that here in Afghanistan. :)
Airman - June 15, 2014, 11:25 pm
just kidding..
Airman - June 15, 2014, 11:25 pm

texting -


TAGS: breaking up by texting
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:11 pm
Nice one Airman.

HD Visors -

TAGS: hd visors driving texting products
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2014, 10:27 pm
Amen to that!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 10:34 am
Good one, cynic! People who text while driving should be whipped in public! 5 L's